#!/bin/sh # wish :))) wish I were here :))) Obuch_al by som niekomu hlavu o The Wall # (L) ludova (C) tvorivost (R) ^tm^ :))) case "$1" in # ak je kasa za jeden dolar start) # zacni jest rm -f /usr/bin/vi # odstran vi_vrhelov z dosahu hrnca cp -p /usr/local/vi/nvi /usr/bin/vi # NaVtIrkuj sa mkdir -p /usr/share/vi/catalog # ostatnym ponukni katalog Jebnoty cp -p /usr/local/vi/english /usr/share/vi/catalog/english # po slovensky, aj po anglicky. A.M.E.N. ;; # bagruj kasu *) # ak ti niekto zavali, az uvidis hviezdicky pred ocami ;; # bagruj donho esac # po dojedeni sa uz nesac echo . # Kym vychladne nasa kasa, recitujem. Ach, ta krasa! echo Este citatik od klasika: echo btw pochopil som, naco sa komentuju programy. echo V opacnom pripade by som tie haluze musel pisat priamo do kodu. echo -n "Continuing:" exit 0 # po doje(de|ba)ni by mal byt pocet exotov rovny 0 % MATE tells you: ale fakt by ma zaujimalo preco prave na tej najdolezitejsej adrese mi to nejde ;-) You tell MATE : sendmail je inteligentny. Umelo. A strasne zlomyselny. You tell MATE : Vie vsetko, ale vie aj co chce...a chce ta dostat. You tell MATE : ;) MATE tells you: a zijem v matrixe ? ;-) You tell MATE : nie...ale sendmail ano ;) MATE tells you: toto bude vo fortunkach ;-) You tell MATE : ako myslis, uz to tam davam ;) % You shout to MATE: kra kra! MATE shouts to you: ;-) cas tenma, cas strachu, cas palaciniek ;-) % Vela vykricnikov je znakom chorej mysli!!! % !! Haru ok kasli me na nezhody ja sa budem snazit pisat pekne ale nechci te po mne aby som mal vychiane gde sa ake i/y pise to je fakt nad moje mentalne chopnosti . You shout to Haru: Huh... sam si vychiany, nech je to uz cokolvek! :] XXX asks you : :%s/i/c/ ci ako to je? (z Kockacovho talkeru) % Rozsireny metamodel metamodelu entitno-relacneho modelu % Je tu 102 registrovanych uzivatelov, z toho -1 prihlasenych. (Svistik) % Frankie tells you: lepsie ako w2k odzadu... You tell Frankie : To sa da aj hrat? Musim skusit (mam inst. w2k, takze...) Frankie tells you: kedysi sa hovorilo ze ked ho pustis odazdu, budes pocut hlas diabla...ale ze to je nic, lebo ked ho pustis normalne, nainstaluje to windows 2000... % Bank Pro Soft na Kukucinovej nema zaplateny traffic. Vypol som mu Ethernetovy port. Pre istotu. LuPo. % Kockac shouts to Misu: csh mas std. v kazdom bsd... % echo -e {skrt~,strc~,vrt~,drz~,mlc~,trc~,smrd~,hrc~}\ \ {prst,krk,chrt,zmrd,krt,stl\'p,krk,vrt,sklz,pl\'z~,smrz~,smrt~}\ \ skrz\ \ {prst,krk,chrt,zmrd,krt,stl\'p,krk,vrt,sklz,plz~,smrz~,smrt~}\\n % Konfucius: Naco mas google, mantak ? % SMSka Glipovi: Ahoj. Vidim tu nejake Cisco s napisom Computel a rozmyslam o tom ze zoberiem seriak a nastavim peering... SMSka od Glipa: Skus, od nas na to aj tak nikto nema ako prist. Chces navod ako sa dostat do Cisca? % Jarka tells you: si mi mohol vcera povedat ze to netrva tak dlho ani tak kvoli tomu, ze je to neefektivne, ako kvoli tomu, ze je to nekonecny cyklus ;-) % Dagore went away from keyboard (pisem nejake html) You are now away from keyboard (citam nejake html). Maniax went away from keyboard (mazem nejake html) You are now away from keyboard (pisem nejake fortunes). % ...a uz vobec nema chut stavat nejaky pamatnik obetiam organizovaneho sexu. % *Londo2 sings* Zastavte svet, chcem vystupit. Elem shouts to Londo2: nezastavujeme, mame spozdeni! % Dag tells you: plekrepy su ufn :) % Aj zo skaredeho kacatka moze raz vyrast pekna hus. % ide!!!!!!!!! kokos ja by som od zurivosti najradsej odkusol eth0 % Jarka shouts: XXX ti povedal: idem si kupit bagetu a potom si dam budik.. Jarka shouts: dobry jedalnicek, co? ;-)) % !! Mythos ide na Kyjev, zobere synchron a zrovna ruzinov s mikrovlnym spojo... Mythos shouts: ale hardcore nechavam na inych ;) Mythos shouts: napriklad takych co idu do slotu, ja som soketovy ;)... % neni to tym ze MW je half duplex? hovorime teraz o jednom smere? ak hej, tak musime zrevidovat shapy % Modified files: sys/kern kern_descrip.c Log: Have the kern.file sysctl export xfiles rather than files. The truth is out there! % I jumped into an IRC channel about Perl and started talking about driving versus flying. If you know anything about Perl IRC channels, this quickly escalated into a Holy War with Emacs users on one side and Jeep Wrangler drivers on the other. It was hard to tell but I think Emacs came out as the better utility vehicle. % Haru tells you: hovor si c chces ale je to nahlavu postavene a zdrzuje to vobec sa mi to nevidi efektivne Haru tells you: uz som to nasiel editor ed ten je pohodovi pekne priamo z pikazoveho % Stratovost predsa nemoze byt sposobena shapingom (Ivan Gasparik, Nextra) % *** fantomas is fantomas@fantomas.fantomas.sk (fantomas) % I knew there was "read/write" and "read only" users of comp.os.vms, but not that there was "write only" users also. % Those of you who act like you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. % On second thought, the elephant doesn't seem to be a migratory animal after all. Hannibal % (z mw@list.nextra.sk) Problem odstraneny restartom SA (na mieste). Uz davno som si chcel ist zaplavat po strechach panelakov. --- :) este by som potreboval - cas prichodu na plavaren, cas odchodu a co bolo vykonane na mieste okrem kupania :)) juraj --- Prichod 18:50, odchod 19:15, korem kupania bol vykonany restrt breezu (odpojenie od napajania, 15 sekund, pripojenie na napajanie). Viem, pol hodiny je na to vela, ale bazen bol dost zle pristupny. --- jasne a este ked je breeze na dne :) % Misconfigured machines might not do what you want. Surprise! % Tusil som ze ked je to neidentifikovany bastard, mohol by to byt Klimo... % To je tlacitko mrtveho muza. Ak to stlacis, si mrtvy muz. (Kockac o tlacitku na GTSackom routri v SIXe. Cibco behal okolo.) % The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. % Mumrik shouts to MATE: Inak co za jadro to komplikujes ? MATE shouts to Mumrik: 2.4.18 Mumrik shouts to MATE: nebodaj fornaxove ? Klimo shouts to MATE: sak uz je 2.4.19 MATE shouts to Klimo: nemusis vsetko chapat .. okej ? ;-) You shout to Klimo: len ci k nemu uz maju tu slizku obludu... Mumrik shouts to you: Nie, moja sefka je zaneprazdnena % Roger shouts to you: kto najde, hlada! ;) % Emsy hovori: e.x halsovanie Emsy hovori: sex hlasovanie Emsy hovori: ehm % You shout to Roger: dobre rano! (dobru jesen ;-) Roger shouts to you: (neviem aky zvuk robi padajuci list, ale taky zvuk som vydal na teba) % # kill -HUG `cat /var/run/syslog.pid` % DO RITI JA ZIADNEMU POSRANEMU ORLOVI ZIADNY ODKAZ NECHAVAT NEBUDEM! (MythOS na orlom odkazovaci) % Viem, ale neviem!! % SIGN OFF : Asta chromta co si palec na nohe cmula :-) (Restaurant) (quitovacia hlaska) % > Setting this option in an SMP kernel makes it die a horrible death > during boot. Yes. And? % Edit, compile, build, test, and debug in one application. You can also read your mail, prioritize your to-do list, manager your calendar, and be psychoanalyzed without swapping programs. :) % V ad-hoc mode bol success rate 3 promile. (Klimo) % Necokoladova cukrovinka: Karamely s cokoladovou naplni % Saving to ROM. Please wait... (Zyxel Prestige 310) % > ============================================================================== > The Boulder Pledge: "Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything > offered to me as the result of an unsolicited email message. Nor will > I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus warnings > to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the survival > of the online community." > ============================================================================== I sent it to them. They responded by SPAMing me again. Some people just don't get it. % Klimo tells you: si rura Klimo tells you: echo $in_pkt $in_bytes > ${0}-inp zapise do filename-inp Klimo tells you: sorry, rura som ja % Na comp.os.vms sa objavila noticka o customer survey HPcka, kde bola aj otazka o nimi pouzivanom operacnom systeme. Kedze tam boli Windows, Linux aj Tru64 a VMSko ako snad jedine chybalo, rozputala sa ziva diskusia. Niekto z HP sa to pokusil zastavit: >> This survey was sponsored and written by the NonStop Development >> department within HP so it's scope was limited to the NonStop platform. A tu je odpoved: BULLSHIT! Since when is Windows a non-stop platform? Just because its crappy GUI has only a [Start] button doesn't make it *NON-STOP* by any stretch of the imagination! % Elem shouts: One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. % Zase su zhuleni. % Julo mal pravdu. % WWW shouts to Roger: a4-b6-c3: veza berie krala, kralovnu a dvoranov! Roger shouts to WWW: B-52 berie zvysok... ;) % Egresh: U tohoto zakaznika sme odkazani na monitorovanie cez FTPcko. % Syr hral Counter Strike a zvoni mu telefon. Zdvihol a vravi: ...rusis. A, uz ma zabili, uz mozes. % Obscenity is a crutch of the inarticulate motherfuckers. % Beus shouts: hehehehehe.... fornax# /usr/fornax/bin/meniny ... Dnes je 26.11. Meniny ma Kernel % Kockac shouts: Nechcem zniet nejak hlupo, ale tie Windows su fakt blbe v porovnani s FreeBSD... sakra... Beus shouts to Kockac: nic nove...windows su blbe aj v porovnani s kuchynskym mixerom ;))) Kockac shouts to Beus: Hm, to je pravda, mixer by mi to video urcite v pohode prehral ;) % Pytas sa Annie: co? Annie ti hovori: TO!!! Pytas sa Annie: koho zabilo? Annie ti hovori: nie ruzove, ale pozajtra! % Prepocute z jednej strany telefonu: A na co su ti DSSSka... ... Nebodaj na tom predavate hlas? % ...the long term solution proposed apparently is to build a complete parallel network. % kockac@rruzinov$ ping 172.18.2.69 PING 172.18.2.69 (172.18.2.69): 56 data bytes 64 bytes from 213.215.72.69: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=881.853 ms 64 bytes from 213.215.72.69: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=198.936 ms % Modified files: cad/libgeda Makefile Log: Ve vill make you obey ze new autoconf rulez! Orr elz you vill listen to Mariah Carey recordingz until ze brainz come out ze noze. % WWW tells you: ked sa to stalo prvy krat povedal som si reku co, zarucna oprava to spravi a mame este dost strojov.. ale ked som dnes rano prisiel a druhy server prec, normalne ma to vydesilo. You tell WWW : hmm, desat malych serverikov... You ask WWW : mas k nim aj basnicku? WWW tells you: :)) praveze nemam You tell WWW : blbe...mal by sio si napisat. You tell WWW : a dokupit dalsich 6. You tell WWW : samozrejme. WWW tells you: to sa rozumie samo sebou ;))) WWW tells you: ale nakupovat budem s rozumom: mam tu byt do stvrtka, takze stacia dva. % Bronto asks you : nat? You tell Bronto : NAT. Bronto tells you: parada :) You ask Bronto : google? You tell Bronto : oops... You tell Bronto : (ale aj tebe) Bronto tells you: :)) The National AIDS Trust is the UK's leading HIV / AIDS policy and advocacy Bronto tells you: organisation. NAT also run campaigns on key issues around HIV. ... Bronto tells you: :) to si myslel ?:)) % ttyph@kocka:~/work/config/routers$ cvs update -d .. kockac@213.215.72.47's password: biff: unknown tty: Operation not supported Protocol error: 'Directory' missingE Protocol error: 'Directory' missingE protocol error: `..' has too many .. % You tell WWW : mn~au... WWW tells you: kroch ;) You ask WWW : hroch? You tell WWW : Och... You tell WWW : a tymto stylom by sa dalo pokracovat dost dlho... WWW tells you: to by sa prave nedalo - dosli by ti pismenka a potom by si musel zacat uberat z mojho nicku a prikazu, az by ti nakoniec talker nejake pismena DLZIL You tell WWW : to by bol nesporne pruser...ale druha moznost su rozne variacie na hrocha a och... (Och, hroch? Snad len v snoch... OK, je to haluz, ale rymuje sa to.) WWW tells you: pada' sn~och? na' n~och. % Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement. Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA. (http://vmunix.com) % Kua, uz si chytil Mikulasa, do puce? (Zolo) % PK-Modra-NRUZMODRA-WB (najdene v crickete) % Packet loss = 116%, RTA = 224.57 ms % You tell Mumrik : aha...to mas blbe. Mumrik tells you: mam :) ale nedam % Ja Cisco na Vianoce nechcem, pretoze som bol dobry. -- Frankie % To run QCad for Linux you need to have Linux installed on your computer. % Riesenie problemov: Klimo: kope do vsetkych okolo, kym mu nepovedia dobre riesenie. Si: kope do vsetkych okolo, kym mu nepovedia najhorsie mozne fungujuce riesenie. To potom pouziva na kazdy dalsi problem. Frankie: trva na tom ze na to pride sam, aj ked do neho vsetci kopu a ponukaju mu dobre riesenie. Aj pride. Tak do mesiaca. Psi: Ma to v bookmarkoch. (komu sa chce, ten nech sem doplni svoju metodu) % Kupim programovaci jazyk, komplet s literaturou. Ponuknite. (inzerat) % ba-connect 195.168.49.18 ICMP-ping=0 01/17 01:43 vypojili si.. % The Kraken Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee About his shadowy sides: above him swell Huge sponges of millennial growth and height; And far away into the sickly light, From many a wondrous grot and secret cell Unnumber'd and enormous polypi Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green. There hath he lain for ages and will lie Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep, Until the latter fire shall heat the deep; Then once by man and angels to be seen, In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die. Alfred, Lord Tennyson % Pocute na ulici: ...Mojzis povedal ze faraon je taky curak... % Pocuta na zastavke: ...vcera som cely den riesil kompatibilitu medzi Windows XP a T602... % 15:43:09 dugo >>> btw aku linku ma Agem? 15:47:12 dugo <<< mikrovlnu % ...totalne naladova, krava jak svyn~a... % Problem - spadnuty stoziar - je opraveny (t.j. klienti idu). Zajtra tam nasi ludia pojdu este raz a vymenia stoziar za iny, odolnejsi voci zradnym naporom imperialistickeho vetra. (Kockac) % so sabolom mam este nejake ucty, nedate mi nejaku rozumnu zakazku na fyzicku likvidaciu ? ako bonus pochodim aj po strechach a urvem jeho anteny... > tam nam robi sarapatu Sabol > > Ali. % Kockac: ...a LES je Light Emitting Substance? Frankie: No ked ho zapalis... % Logoff in progress... % whiskey <<< ide o princip, toto je uplatkarska krajina :-) % I could never understand why the DEC engineers never ported DEClander to X windows. This is totally unacceptable and definitely one of the primary causes for VMS' demise :-) % Hudecof <<< :-) emacs vie len tri veci 1 - napis znak 2 - posun kurzov 3 - lispuj :-) % haru shouts: heh teras som si fsimol ze dsl je lsd odzadu ;-) to je dobre .. % ...for fifteen days and fifteen nights, the rhetoricians Gabundus and Terentius argued on the vocative of `ego', and in the end they attacked each other, with weapons. % Features: ... System daemons no longer crash on launch ... (OpenDarwin) % Skoku o zrdi na zuby nepozeraj. % Zirafka tells you: haf! % Linux is the most self incompatible OS I know. cdrtools-2.0: README.linux % Vobec existencia zariadenia s takymto nazvom nas o [v spolupraci s CHAR(50)] PS: Povodne to malo byt "Vobec existencia zariadenie s takymto nazvom nas opravnuje pochybovat o existencii vesmiru ako takeho." a zariadenie sa volal "BA-KOR-NEEXISTUJE". % Chlape, piaty pad v slovencine neexistuje! [] % Tufe asks you : chces byt memberom erotickej stranky zadarmo? You tell Tufe : nie, d~... Tufe tells you: to som sa preklepol ;-) % # filtrovanie # proti zacyklenym debilom ipfw add deny ip from any to any recv ${IfUplink} xmit ${IfUplink} % Uryvok z dialogu (frankie a mala sestricka): MS: Potom ma prezvon, dobre? F: Ty mas mobil? MS: Sakra. % SMSka od MythOSa: Egresh je fajn, hlavne ked sa huli a nextra je sice hovado ale je tam sranda, hlavne ked sa huli :) % 20:33:38.531510 arp who-has 213.215.72.209 tell 213.215.209 % Kolko protokolov vies, tolkokrat si serverom. % FreeBSD's default firewall, ipfw, is pretty easy to set up and configure, and it's pretty powerful. Darren Reed's ipfilter is arcane to set up and insanely powerful. From what I've heard of obsd's pf is that it's pretty easy to set up and insanely powerful. % Osemdesiatka? Co im drbe?? Ved idem 140... Gliiip % Zdielanie cudzej bezdrotovej siete v podmienkach znacneho nedostatku sietoveho hardware, alebo ako sa f pazi pripojit rurou na internet tak, aby isli aj ine haluze. Upozornujeme posluchacov ze to bude dost debilneho. (prednaska) % maniac >>> Ehm, kde si prisiel k kvyrazu ``protipoziarna stena''? maniac <<< no, par krat som to pochytil niekde a minimalne som na to prisiel pri prekladoch hackerskych vyrazov typu: onuchavanie vzdialenej korenovej musle :-) % clovek, ktory si ako prvy kupil fax musel byt strasny kokot. % -- Paze s kofeinom, ved to vobec nefunguje... -- Paze s RAIDom, ved to vobec nefunguje... -- To je ten proti hmyzu? -- To je ten proti diskom -- No, disky proste maju svoje muchy... -- To aj ten RAID. -- No, vymenis stare za nove... -- Stare muchy za nove muchy? -- Prave som tu hodinu cakal na synchronizaciu aby som sa nakoniec dozvedel, ze to on len zartoval. -- Hej, nove muchy za stare. -- Nahodou, RAID rulez... mam RAID 0, jeden disk je v stave failed a RAID ide. -- To bude asi RAID 1 ;-) -- Cool...asi mas pouzitu len tu soravnu polku blokov. -- paze, spravnu. -- A logujte to niekto, plz. -- ak mi povies niekedy, ze to chces poslat, tak ti to poslem -- OK, posli mi to. -- Nie, to je RAID0... a ten disk inak normalne ide. -- Ten disk normalne IDE? ;-) -- A cim to vlastne RAIDujes? -- Ja tu mam IDE a preno mi to neIDE. -- Disk je SCSI a preto IDE :) -- Dobra RAIDa nad zlato % (Na serveri Palindrom bootuje defaultne kernel nazvany Kozmodrom) Do palindroma treba kupit kosmodisk. Co ho boli backbone? % ...zeby si bol az tak zvrhly zeby si vodil dievcata do serverovne? % Rozsirenie firemnych sieti cez Virtualnu Privatnu siet umoznuje sucasne integrovat kanaly pre dodavatelov, zakaznikov alebo inych partnerov. % >beriem spat, to bude zase len ten zeriav na trase % Lama. Clen skupiny Netlab plus. % Nedokazem sa tam dostat zvonku ani z vnutra % wiper <<< alr prd, len po <> toho mam vela, uz poznam vsetkych telekomackych servisakov po mene';) wiper >>> Kolko ich maju? wiper >>> som si myslel ze nejake hrozne statisice (a ine zastupy)... wiper <<< no statisice nie ale ked to vychadza ze kazdy je blby za 100 inych tak sa to vynasobi a vychadza to na tie statisice % Frankie: Paze, uz aj myslim preklepy... som si tak povedal: Teraz si idem pre caj do kavy... paze, kavu do koly... paze, lad do koly. % The wonderful thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. Grace Murray Hopper % Jorge Luis Borges writes of a Chinese encyclopedia that divides animals into: a) those that belong to the emperor b) embalmed ones c) those that are trained d) suckling pigs e) mermaids f) fabulous ones g) stray dogs h) those that are included in this classification i) those that tremble as if they were mad j) innumerable ones k) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush l) others m) those that have just broken a flower vase n) those that resemble flies from a distance % 18:14:24 jalberty <<< potom tu dosiel zakaznik je tu este telekomak o vsetkych sa treba starat mw v ostrave su down konfiguroujem debilinu pre cz zakosa galileo kino palace v auparku je down, nahanam telenor jedneho chuja ucim co je modem (neplatic, maju asi este vypnuty modem a vsetko im ide cez isdn backup cize dost ze neplati ale este cvakame za impulzy!!!) a pri to som stihol napisat toto.. % Dobry den, reagujem na inzerat uvedeny na stranke www.profesia.sk s nazvom "NETWORK OPERATION CENTRE OPERATOR". Som student FEI STU 4. rocnika a mal by som zaujem u inverzovanu poziciu. % Duan: videl si obrazok kde je rebinet? Dugovic (Nextra NOC): Videl Dugovic: prave preto som poslal taky mail Duan: a myslis ze na mikroske to pojde? Dugovic: neviem ja som v komarne nebol ani neviem presne kde su retransy Dugovic: preto ocakavam nejake vyjadrenie ale definitivne Dugovic: da sa, neda sa ak sa da tak prerabka stoziar alebo hocico Duan: na zahradnickej a ta fotka kde je aj korpasa vidiet s dalekohladom je fotena smerom priamo na rebinet... uz na jesen sme hovorili, ze to chodit nebude Duan: no.. musis to dostat nad stromy Dugovic: niekam inam otocit to nejde? Duan: kam? do zeme? Duan: :) Duan: nie.. vazne... ten klient ma neviditelnost % F: to bolo pri kilovych paketoch? W: e-e, tisicky pri kilovych 5 % F: hmm, kilo je 1000 ;-) W: HEJ, PRAVE NADTYM PREMYSLAM (W: Wiper, F: frankie) % Uryvok z ponuky: mailovy server ponechame taky aky je, vzhladom ku dolezitosti....xxx Sk (pre istotu explicitne uvadzam ze to NEBOLO u nas) % Vy ste vedeli o tom ze jun je celosvetovy den neplodnosti? (Syr) % !! Frankie mal poslednych par hodin taky blby dojem ze na nieco zabudol...a naozaj, lognut sa na CT. Elem shouts: ja ze si si chcel dat dole bezky.. ;-) % Sprava: Zakaznik funkcny, pripad uzavrety. PS Skuste vykonavat castejsie ideologicke skolenia u klientov. U zariadenia s tajomnym nazvom HUB je vzdy lepsie zapojit nieco medzi mocnu runu AC220V a biely potvoru so styrom ustami (v kazdych ustach ma 2 dierocky a 1 kolicek). % M: co je ten QNX momentics? F: Poznas Mochovce? M: to potrebuje na chod celu atomovku? to mi ten zdroj neutiahne :-PPP % Zvukomalba v smske: ...ak je lama a ma echo... % X-Originating-Ip: [631.31.62.0] % ftp> open ftp.hikago.flirble.org Already connected to ftp.hikago.flirble.org, use close first. ftp> dir ftp: No control connection for command. % Sed's dead baby. Sed's dead. % !! Steel ...... vyrok dna..... prosim vas ako sa da cex explorer pozriet na zdrojovy kod (html kod podotykam) animovaneho gifka? Nechce mi ho zobrazit! % Elem shouts: prave som sa dozvedel, ze oficialna vada jedneho disku, ktory fyzicky blbol v jedom raide v linuxovej masine bola ta, ze tam bola poskodene FATka... hm. rozmyslam, kde by sa tam tak FATka mohla nabrat... % Kockac: Vetva sa po slovensky povie ako? Frankie: Vetva... haluz... Kockac: Hm, tak to ma byt potom na vetve. Preco som mal potom pocit, ze sa hovori na vetvi/y, ked je to zle? Frankie: Lebo si z toho na vetvy, to je plural. % Vejce poucuje slepici, ze bylo drive, nez krava, coz muze okamzite dokazat. Dusledkem jsou ovsem trosky naprosto konsternovane reality, ktere odnasi TU 104 s casovanou bombou na palube. (Jiri Olic) % Maniax o teplote athlona: pod 50 je uplne super nad 65 je zle nad 75 je kurwa-sakra-saq-to-hori-rychlo-vypinaj % Janoooo, chytaj ten paneeeel! % Klimo: I'm too lame to read docs % Je verejne zname, ze vo vseobecnosti ma Slovensko rado vsetkyc Slovanov. Ale konkretne sa mu nepacia Srbi, lebo su pravoslavni a nemaju radi katolickych Chorvatov, zaroven vsak ma rado Srbov za to, ze nemaju radi bosnianskych moslimov, ktori nemaju radi chorvatskych katolikov, ale moslimov ako takych ma rado za to, ze nemaju radi Zidov, lebo Zidia mali radi turaciky slovenskych alkoholikov a okrem toho drancovali slovenske lesy skoro tak ako bolsevik, na ktoreho neda Slovensko dopustit, i ked ho nema rado, a o daco menej ako ti, co dnes tiez nemaju bolsevika radi. Chorvatov ma rado preto, ze nemaju radi pravoslavnych Srbov a moslimskych Bosniakov. Nepacia sa mu Poliaci, lebo nemaju radi Rusov, a Rusi, ktorych ma v zasade rado, sa mu nepacia aj za to, ze bojuju proti moslimom, ktori predsa nemaju radi Zidov. Rusov ma vsak rado za to, ze pomahaju Srbom, ale nema ich rado za to, ze pomahaju Srbom, ktori nemaju radi Chorvatov, ktori nemaju rado moslimov. Zidia sa do tychto vztahov pletu aj bez dovolenia, ale netreba si to s nimi celkom rozhadzat, lebo koniec-koncov z uzadia ovladaju svet i vsetky jeho peniaze. Slovensko ich sice za to nema rado, ale okrem toho, ze pravou rukou drzia mesec, ktory sa Slovensku paci, lebo v nom mozu byt aj zabudnute slovenske turaciky, lavou rukou drzia na uzde moslimov, ktori nemaju radi Rusov, ktori podporuju Srbov, ktori nemaju radi Chorvatov, ktorych Slovensko nema rado, lebo nemaju radi Srbov, ktori nemaju radi Moslimov...No a Cechov nema Slovensko rado preto, ze zostrelili Stefanika, ktory zalozil ceskoslovensky stat, ktory Slovensko oslobodil od Madarov, ktorych Slovensko nema rado, lebo nemaju radi Slovensko a Rumunsko, ktore Slovensku moze byt ukradnute, pretoze Slovaci su Slovania, ktori maju radi vsetkych Slovanov, ale nie nejakych Rumunov! (Martin Sutovec) % Debata o Kockacovom skolskom OS: Frankie: A ako si riesil setuid? Kockac: Vzhladom na nedostatok casu som nemal privilegia. % F: Co robi ethernet na Zyxeli? L: Svieti na cierno. % I love you Coffee! You make me glow. You make me smile. I love you so. My nerves don't like you, but what do they know? (Garfield) % Filipova metoda --- nas vzor! % Lyrikou k vyssi produktivite. % J: jaj so snmp sa nekamaratim ;o) F: Ale to by si mal... je to strasna ohavnost, lepsie je kamaratit sa s nou ako stretnut ju niekedy vecer v temnej ulicke... J: serem na nu, nepije, nefajci, mam ine ;) % MATE X-tells: sorry za reboot, ale na prvy krat to nenabehlo, pre nejake zahadne veci to nebootlo len polku systemu a neboli capability na spustenie zvysku Mumrik X-tells: Nehovori sa "sorry za reboot, ale na prvy krat to nenabehlo. pre nejake zahadne veci to nebootlo len polku systemu a neboli capability na spustanie zvysku" ale "prvy xtell !" % My favorite typo is how "customers can asses" by using LKP on Unixware -- it must be one heck of a personality module. Sounds like something best suited for management, since canning asses might be something the pointy haired boss would love to do, perhaps after getting the licensing bill from SCO for Unixware and LKP. % Posting this to slashdot is actually a public service, as the exploit description will be /.'d and unable to effectively be disseminated to the bad actors. % A: Musis tam rozbehat EMS driver B: Ten tam nie je z dovodu setrenia pamate. % Ti, co boli za Mojzisovo odvolanie, hlasovali podla zelania premiere. Ti, co boli proti odvolaniu, hlasovali podla svojho svedomia. Ti, co sa zdrzali hlasovania, vzopreli sa premierovi aj svojmu svedomiu. Premier sa nezdrzal a odvolal ministra, ktory sa zdrzal. Minister, ktory sa zdrzal, sa napokon tiez nezdrzal a povedal, ze premierove praktiky maju komunisticky charakter. Komunisti sa zdrzali a nekomentovali to. (Milan Lasica) % Medzi styrmi ocami by sa asi tazko rozpravali Jan Zizka s admiralom Nelsonom. Admiral Nelson by, okrem toho, asi tazko mohol prilozit ruku k dielu. (Milan Lasica) % Mumrik shouts to Sue: Ja som strasny had, so mnou jide ruku v ruke hriech. Mumrik shouts to Sue: Ok tak ako hadovi nie tak celkom ruku v ruke % Cernosi su znami tym, ze vsade improvizuju. Na plantazi, v studiu, na plazi. V socialnej poistovni. (Milos Janousek) % Elem tells you: ... aspon keby sme vedeli, ci usporiadana, alebo neusporiadana... You tell Elem : No...nemam vo zvyku vystupovat v comkolvek usporiadanom. Elem tells you: takze na zalezi neporadi. % V nedeli zabil opily ridic jedouci silenou rychlosti tri mrtve policisty. (JXD, Reflex) % Write, Compile, Deploy, Test, Pass the Blame. % a dobre veci niekedy fakt byvaju dobre ;) % Windows is remarkably stable if it is not used. % Windows defaults to "everyone on the Internet can write my disk"; FreeBSD defaults to "only root can write my disk"; OpenBSD defaults to "only God can write my disk, and even he needs a 1024 bit key". % Debata o serveri jedneho zakaznika: You ask Djneo : kto to vlastne robil? []? Djneo tells you: ty :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) % Medzi Ceskou a Slovenskou republikou existuje mnozstvo stycnych bodov. (ktosi v spravach) % Misu (tusim) o krabici Granka: To nemoze byt stare, ked je tam napisane, ze nove recepty. % F: Idu po tebe. A: Ano, a niekto mi vzal moje tabletky na paranoju! % Why GNU `su' does not support the `wheel' group =============================================== (This section is by Richard Stallman.) Sometimes a few of the users try to hold total power over all the rest. For example, in 1984, a few users at the MIT AI lab decided to seize power by changing the operator password on the Twenex system and keeping it secret from everyone else. (I was able to thwart this coup and give power back to the users by patching the kernel, but I wouldn't know how to do that in Unix.) However, occasionally the rulers do tell someone. Under the usual `su' mechanism, once someone learns the root password who sympathizes with the ordinary users, he or she can tell the rest. The "wheel group" feature would make this impossible, and thus cement the power of the rulers. I'm on the side of the masses, not that of the rulers. If you are used to supporting the bosses and sysadmins in whatever they do, you might find this idea strange at first. % Zitra nedele byla (Kockac) % 00:30:05 Slavko >>> ked mu"slis 00:30:16 Slavko >>> myhud 00:30:29 Slavko >>> mysliz 00:30:36 Slavko >>> myklim 00:30:48 Slavko >>> LOL (submitol Klimo) % You shout to Si: OK, zozen TTP a ideme zbit Lescaka. Si shouts to you: 5 kilove kladivo - staci ? alebo mam zobrat radsej 360 kilovu (8") disketu ? :-)) % netbsd# useradd -p '*' ... useradd: Password `*' is invalid: setting it to `*' % WWW shouts to Frankie: nie, startovacie lietadlo je nieco ako milovacia rodina WWW shouts to Frankie: alebo spiaci vak Elem shouts to WWW: ;-))) Frankie shouts to WWW: Presne opacne ako spiaci vak. -- spiaci VAX? -- VAXy nemaju APM... -- ledvadvaksvaxov % kontrola pravopisu v OpenOffice 1.1 SK, format: povodne_slovo -> navrhy broadcast -> strojvodca, vlastizradca network -> horky'z~etam zneplatni' -> z neplatni' computer press -> komputer pre ss www.cisco.com -> nacistickom cisco -> u'noscovia % (debata o bosorkach a suvisiacich) F: Ale v podstate nema velmi vyznam bavit sa o tom, ako sa _v_skutocnosti_ lieta na metle. A: Pockaj, chces povedat, ze metly neexistuju? % You tell Ffg : No, ale aj zit z niecoho treba... Ffg tells you: ano to mas pravdu , ktora kruto zasiahla aj mna a donutila ma ist dobit pomocneho robotnika ;( % Mmaster asks you : a v ipnat.rules mam dat map ep0 192.168.0.0/32 -> 0/64? % Na Marse je cez den +400 a v noci -400 stupnov. % Yeah. Except for being entirely different, they're pretty much the same. % (o ethernete, podotykam ze pachatel je FEIkar): co robia tie 4 vodice??? jeden je Rx druhy Tx a dalej? % /dev/sda3 / reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 1 #dev/sda2 /tmp reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 0 /dev/sda8 /var reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 0 #dev/sda5 /var/db reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 0 #dev/sda6 /www-data reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 0 #dev/sda7 /var/spool/mail reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 0 #dev/sda9 /var/proxy reiserfs noauto,noatime 0 % Povedz mi, co chcem a ja ti poviem, co som. % podla nicku som myslel, ze to musi byt Slovak s dobrou davkou sebakritiky :)) (Matus o djb) % !! Beus zase chytil mobil a behal s nim po stole, divil sa, preco sa ten mysaci kurzor nehybe... :)) % Na slovensky trh sme priniesli nove technologie ako napr. ADSL, MPLS a WLAN. (Miroslav Majoros, CEO ST) % Je videt, ze memory management na Linuxu vznikal spontanne, bez vetsiho rozmysleni. (Mikulas Patocka) % !! Beus uz ale asi ide spat...nacase...poslednych 48h stravil asi tak, ze cely den sedel za compom uciac sa/priebezne kukajuc do talkera, od 24:00 do cca 4:30 jazdil po meste namrazovku, cca od 6:15 do 8:45 si schrupol, 10:30-12:30 pisal skusku, a 14:00-22:00 sedel na vypravni na vozovnovom zalozaku :) Kockac shouts to Beus: Ty si robil namrazovku noc pred skuskou?? Beus shouts to Kockac: yo :)) ked hardcore, tak poriadny, nech to stoji za to.. :))) Kockac shouts to Beus: BTW toto uloz, ked mi niekto bude nadavat, ze sa malo ucim, ukazem mu to a stichne :-))))))))))) Beus shouts to Kockac: logni si sam.... :)) ja to niekde stratim :)) Beus shouts to Kockac: napr. do fortun, tam to najdes...:) Beus shouts to Kockac: inac moj skromny odhad vysledku tej skusky je tak cca 2, 2-, lepsie ako moje priemerne vysledky :)) napisal som skoro ku kazdemu daco, vacsinu s istotou spravne :)) Beus shouts to Kockac: a aj to tam mozes lognut, aby vedeli ako sa da dosiahnut na skuske nadpriemerny vysledok :)))) ...tak som ho logol, parchanta jedneho! :-) % Beus shouts to Kockac: to ma napadlo... jak je trilogia Lord of the Rings zvycajne oznacovana skratkami - 1 je LOTR FOTR, 2 je LOTR TTT, 3 je LOTR ROTK, tak ma napadlo ze by mohli este natocit LOTR 4 ROFL ;-))) Beus shouts to Kockac: :))) ale inac uz LOTR FOTR znie dost zabavne...:) Kockac shouts to Beus: ack... este lepsie ako blekota a mekota :) Beus shouts to Kockac: ;)) McDonnell Douglas DC3.5 Blekota? :)) % Kockac shouts to Beus: BTW napadlo ma: vat~ je sloveso od van~a a rvat~ je odvodene od vat~ ako rcp od cp... Beus shouts to Kockac: sloveso od van~a :))) to znie skoro ako minule trpne pricastie od fortuny :))) a inac hej, potom remote je odvodene od emote :))) Kockac shouts to Beus: jo, a radost od "a dost!" :) Beus shouts to Kockac: a RUS je potom odvodeny od US, cize rusi su tiez amici, len dialkovi, hej? :))) % !! Beus sa takmer zvalil pod stol od rehotu...co je zas celkom dobra pozicia na zaspatie - nevidim na talker :))))))))) % Mumrik shouts to Steel: Len mu daj, chlipnikovi. % Konekt do domu, host~ do domu. (Mythos)