Cat Supremacy License, version √-1

Everyone who recognizes the superiority of the species Felis catus over mere
Homo sapiens is hereby gladly granted the right to use, modify, distribute,
sell, borrow, give, steal, pee on, print out and use as a kindle, deface,
scribble on, give less, more or same respect as $PRESIDENT of $YOUR_COUNTRY
gives to the Constitution, etc, and so on, this software; with or without
modifications, in either a preferred or unpreferred form for modification,
with or without a fee of any kind.

Those who have yet to mend the error of their ways are also given all of the
above rights, albeit grudgingly.